Tag: air force
member name: Army Man .
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February 13, 2007 07:52 AM EST --
Infantry:
Snake smells them, leaves area.
Airborne:
Lands on and kills the snake.
Armor:
Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes.
Aviation:
Has GPS coordinates to snake.
Can't find snake. . . .
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September 28, 2007 08:44 AM EDT --
Two airmen were driving across country on leave. They come to a Marine Corps base and decide to visit. They approach the gate and the Marine Guard walks up to the driver's window, and taps on it with . . .
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April 27, 2007 06:59 PM EDT --
In an effort to ensure proper training and readiness among the military services, Congress has approved the following changes to basic principles of recruit training:
Haircuts
Marines: Heads will be . . .
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August 24, 2007 12:56 PM EDT --
During an Army Reserve unit's annual training, the battalion commander was upset that evening chow was late. He called the mess hall, and the mass sergeant explained that because their vehicle broke . . .
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September 12, 2007 05:55 PM EDT --
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.
"Obviously the Air Force knows there'sno such thing . . .
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July 09, 2007 10:22 AM EDT --
I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army, because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid . . .
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August 23, 2007 10:33 AM EDT --
Two Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota were pulling 24-hour alerts in a launch control center that was surrounded by several Minuteman II silos.
The facility and the silos . . .
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September 08, 2008 08:08 AM EDT --
"Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news," said our platoon sergeant during our morning lineup. "First, the good news. Private Tomkins will be setting the pace on our . . .
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May 05, 2008 06:09 PM EDT --
MARINES:
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment, Sir!
My Ass Really Is Navy Equipment
Uncle Sams Misguided Children (USMC)
U Suckers Missed Christmas . . .
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July 09, 2008 02:40 PM EDT --
A cocky young civilian inspector stopped in front of the storage facility where The Old Gunny was briefing a detail of young Marines.
He interrupted The Old Gunny in mid-sentence, saying, "I . . .
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July 15, 2008 12:05 PM EDT --
A sergeant was passing the barracks after lights out, when he heard some voices from inside. He slammed open the door, and shouted: Listen, you guys! A few minutes ago, you all heard me say good night. . . .
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July 17, 2008 02:51 PM EDT --
Our son is in the Army, stationed in Georgia. He invited my husband and I for a visit.
After driving endlessly through unfamiliar streets in search of an entrance to Fort Stewart, my husband suddenly . . .
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September 17, 2008 11:18 AM EDT --
A soldier was often away on lengthy tours of duty, leaving his wife to manage five kids by herself.
While he was away, the kids used to sneak into their parents room to sleep. So before shipping . . .
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March 26, 2008 12:05 PM EDT --
Four retired veterans are walking down the street. When they see a sign that says "Veterans Bar," they go in. The bartender asks what they will have and they all ask for a martini.
He delivers . . .
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April 21, 2008 02:06 PM EDT --
Navy is playing Army, which has a first down with three minutes left in the half. An Army fan sets off a firecracker, and Navy, thinking it's the end of the half, runs off the field. Three plays later, . . .
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July 03, 2008 04:09 PM EDT --
A soldier walked into the ladies department at AAFES and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" . . .
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September 17, 2008 11:13 AM EDT --
I spotted an old friend of mine at the local PX who was a retired sergeant major. As I approached I noticed that he was continually looking up from his wristwatch.
"What are you up to?" . . .
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October 21, 2008 12:46 PM EDT --
During a re-enlistment interview, the first sergeant asked a soldier if he had considered re-upping in the Army.
"I wouldn't re-enlist if you made me a four-star general, gave me a million . . .
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March 20, 2008 12:13 PM EDT --
One afternoon, a woman and her little daughter went into a large toy store. The mother asked her daughter what toys she wanted.
The little girl said, "I want GI Joe and Barbie."
The mother . . .
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April 16, 2008 06:17 PM EDT --
Defense Computer
A large defense contractor finally succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. Military leaders assembled in front of the new machine and were . . .
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