Tag: funny
member name: Army Man .
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February 16, 2007 10:21 AM EST --
There's an Air Force guy driving from McChord to Ft Lewis, and an Army guy driving from Ft Lewis to McChord. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and . . .
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March 30, 2007 11:48 PM EDT --
A battalion of marines was on a beach doing a PT workout when the CO of the battalion looked up and saw a lone army ranger standing at attention at the top of a hill.
The CO was curious so he sent a marine . . .
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September 21, 2007 08:13 AM EDT --
The sirens are approaching.
I'm a .... errrr... your busted!
Are you eyeballin me?!
My two bald friends have me covered!
Does my new uniform make me look fat?
Release the hounds
The military . . .
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September 21, 2007 11:51 AM EDT --
"The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States . . .
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February 01, 2007 04:02 PM EST --
Some more Marine bumper stickers for your enjoyment.
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February 14, 2007 08:16 AM EST --
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may . . .
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September 27, 2007 03:05 PM EDT --
Pope John Paul dies of old age and finds himself at the gates of Heaven at 0300. He knocks on the gate and a very sleepy-eyed Army Drill Sergeant opens the gate and asks, "Wadda you want?" . . .
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October 05, 2007 08:25 AM EDT --
Well, in the Coast Guard the officers stay nice and dry on land, while the enlisted people head out to sea in all sorts of weather.
In the Army, the officers stand behind the troops and shout, "Attack!" . . .
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January 11, 2008 11:29 AM EST --
I think that we have it all backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to send old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're . . .
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February 13, 2007 07:52 AM EST --
Infantry:
Snake smells them, leaves area.
Airborne:
Lands on and kills the snake.
Armor:
Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes.
Aviation:
Has GPS coordinates to snake.
Can't find snake. . . .
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September 28, 2007 08:44 AM EDT --
Two airmen were driving across country on leave. They come to a Marine Corps base and decide to visit. They approach the gate and the Marine Guard walks up to the driver's window, and taps on it with . . .
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February 23, 2007 02:15 PM EST --
Fox News - Israeli Defense Minister Inspects War Moves Through Capped Binoculars
Friday , February 23, 2007
Israel's beleaguered minister of defense was blinded by criticism over photos taken of him . . .
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March 02, 2007 07:44 AM EST --
This is Army policy all begins...
Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards . . .
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March 04, 2007 09:20 AM EST --
By the time the soldier pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded with a proprietor. "Well, I do have a double room with . . .
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March 14, 2007 02:35 PM EDT --
Hey put that machine back! It's expensive...send one of those airmen to defuse that bomb.
You couldn't get a dog could you, oh no, just like your father......
Look what Uncle . . .
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March 20, 2007 11:49 AM EDT --
A soldier serving overseas received a Dear John letter from his girl stating that she was breaking off their engagement and was asking for her photograph back.
So he went out and collected . . .
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April 07, 2007 02:56 PM EDT --
Four people are riding in a small passenger car compartment on a long train ride cross country. On one seat, a young, beautiful lady sits next to her grandmother. Across from them, an Army general sits . . .
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May 03, 2007 05:10 PM EDT --
Two young infantry boys were on leave, when they met two nursing students from Southern California.
After chatting them up awhile, the conversation turned to what they did in the service. . . .
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May 03, 2007 03:50 PM EDT --
"Kill All That You Can Kill"
"Shower With Men"
"Knock Up Foreign Broads"
"All The Grits You Can Eat"
"Be A Flame Thrower, Not A Flame Broiler"
"Purple . . .
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May 04, 2007 04:34 PM EDT --
A New Zealand infantry unit was set up next to an American unit in South Vietnam.
The American Unit had a big sign at the entrance of the camp with the units mascot and unit patch painted on . . .
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