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member name: Army Man .
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September 08, 2008 08:08 AM EDT --
"Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news," said our platoon sergeant during our morning lineup. "First, the good news. Private Tomkins will be setting the pace on our . . .
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May 05, 2008 06:09 PM EDT --
MARINES:
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment, Sir!
My Ass Really Is Navy Equipment
Uncle Sams Misguided Children (USMC)
U Suckers Missed Christmas . . .
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July 15, 2008 12:05 PM EDT --
A sergeant was passing the barracks after lights out, when he heard some voices from inside. He slammed open the door, and shouted: Listen, you guys! A few minutes ago, you all heard me say good night. . . .
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July 17, 2008 02:51 PM EDT --
Our son is in the Army, stationed in Georgia. He invited my husband and I for a visit.
After driving endlessly through unfamiliar streets in search of an entrance to Fort Stewart, my husband suddenly . . .
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September 17, 2008 11:18 AM EDT --
A soldier was often away on lengthy tours of duty, leaving his wife to manage five kids by herself.
While he was away, the kids used to sneak into their parents room to sleep. So before shipping . . .
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March 26, 2008 12:05 PM EDT --
Four retired veterans are walking down the street. When they see a sign that says "Veterans Bar," they go in. The bartender asks what they will have and they all ask for a martini.
He delivers . . .
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April 21, 2008 02:06 PM EDT --
Navy is playing Army, which has a first down with three minutes left in the half. An Army fan sets off a firecracker, and Navy, thinking it's the end of the half, runs off the field. Three plays later, . . .
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July 03, 2008 04:09 PM EDT --
A soldier walked into the ladies department at AAFES and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" . . .
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September 17, 2008 11:13 AM EDT --
I spotted an old friend of mine at the local PX who was a retired sergeant major. As I approached I noticed that he was continually looking up from his wristwatch.
"What are you up to?" . . .
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October 21, 2008 12:46 PM EDT --
During a re-enlistment interview, the first sergeant asked a soldier if he had considered re-upping in the Army.
"I wouldn't re-enlist if you made me a four-star general, gave me a million . . .
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March 20, 2008 12:13 PM EDT --
One afternoon, a woman and her little daughter went into a large toy store. The mother asked her daughter what toys she wanted.
The little girl said, "I want GI Joe and Barbie."
The mother . . .
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July 02, 2008 03:18 PM EDT --
* The F-22 Raptor does not get mad if you do a "touch and go."
* The F-22 Raptor does not object to a pre-flight inspection.
* The F-22 Raptor comes with a manual to explain its operation. . . .
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April 02, 2008 12:48 PM EDT --
In preparation for the eventual draw down of forces in Iraq, the U.S. Army has begun planning for the Command Reduction of Army Personnel (CRAP).
This process will be implemented in several . . .
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April 03, 2008 12:08 PM EDT --
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
Talking Dog for Sale
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells . . .
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April 14, 2008 05:15 PM EDT --
MINAS TIRITH (Gondor News Network) - Thousands of peace activists took to the streets of Minas Tirith and other cities of Middle Earth today to protest what they termed a rush to war with Mordor.
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April 10, 2008 03:09 PM EDT --
West Point Jokes
Q: Why do West Point graduates hang their diplomas from the rear view mirror?
A: To justify their handicap parking.
Q: Do you know why the Army football team should change . . .
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July 08, 2008 11:30 AM EDT --
The "Old Corps" Marines got together at The Old Gunny's to play poker one night.
After about four hours of drinking and playing, "The Top" grabbed his chest and violently slumped . . .
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July 25, 2008 02:45 PM EDT --
One day when a Marine basic training platoon was preparing for a 10-mile road march in 100-degree weather, the drill instructor drove up in a jeep with a radio mounted in the back.
"Who knows . . .
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March 31, 2008 12:17 PM EDT --
A new microchip, called the Patriot, has been developed by the U.S. military forces.
When properly inserted, this microchip will allow any terrorist to talk to God immediately about . . .
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April 01, 2008 02:19 PM EDT --
Though the Wii has been used in the barracks and tents to help relieve stress during our soldier's down time, a ccording to a report in the New Scientist, Nintendo's . . .
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