Tag: humor
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February 22, 2007 12:24 PM EST --
And yet, somehow, they still manage to look more dignified than the French Army.
Lt. Cho knew he shouldn’t have let the troops see the movie Stripes the night before the big . . .
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January 25, 2007 11:06 AM EST --
Soldiers are notorious for adapting. An incredibly harsh environment that the soldiers have had to adapt to is that of Iraq. Much of Iraq is desert or wasteland, especially in the . . .
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February 16, 2007 10:21 AM EST --
There's an Air Force guy driving from McChord to Ft Lewis, and an Army guy driving from Ft Lewis to McChord. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and . . .
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March 06, 2007 10:55 AM EST --
The men knew that the Admiral was getting lazy when he conducted the first drive by open ranks inspection.
"Hiding behind our backs? What? No! We're not hiding anything behind . . .
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March 09, 2007 06:31 PM EST --
Now listen, I'm telling you for the last time. Imperial Stormtroopers do NOT take potty breaks!
SRA Bugs and A1C Daffy continue their debate of "Duck season! Rabbit season!" . . .
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June 29, 2007 04:40 PM EDT --
1. No matter how carefully you pack, a rucksack is always too small.
2. No matter how small, a rucksack is always too heavy.
3. No matter how heavy, a rucksack will never contain what you want.
4. No matter . . .
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September 21, 2007 08:13 AM EDT --
The sirens are approaching.
I'm a .... errrr... your busted!
Are you eyeballin me?!
My two bald friends have me covered!
Does my new uniform make me look fat?
Release the hounds
The military . . .
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February 01, 2007 04:02 PM EST --
Some more Marine bumper stickers for your enjoyment.
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February 05, 2007 05:02 PM EST --
Grandmother, 87, declines Army enlistment invite
By GRETEL C. KOVACH
The Dallas Morning News, Sunday, January 15, 2006
She hasn't done a pushup in ages. But that didn't keep Uncle Sam from offering . . .
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February 14, 2007 08:16 AM EST --
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may . . .
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February 24, 2007 08:35 AM EST --
OK, One more time, who doesn't know what Camo is ?
I'm telling ya, if we all hide behind somebody, we'll be invisible
Whadda mean, we forgot the bullets?
Ring around the . . .
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March 02, 2007 04:41 PM EST --
Iranian version of RiverDance
Palistinian terrorists running South for the winter.
I said, “Cha-cha now y’all!!!”
Taking a tip from migrating geese, Paletinian militants . . .
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September 27, 2007 03:05 PM EDT --
Pope John Paul dies of old age and finds himself at the gates of Heaven at 0300. He knocks on the gate and a very sleepy-eyed Army Drill Sergeant opens the gate and asks, "Wadda you want?" . . .
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October 05, 2007 08:25 AM EDT --
Well, in the Coast Guard the officers stay nice and dry on land, while the enlisted people head out to sea in all sorts of weather.
In the Army, the officers stand behind the troops and shout, "Attack!" . . .
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January 11, 2008 11:29 AM EST --
I think that we have it all backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to send old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're . . .
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February 13, 2007 07:52 AM EST --
Infantry:
Snake smells them, leaves area.
Airborne:
Lands on and kills the snake.
Armor:
Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes.
Aviation:
Has GPS coordinates to snake.
Can't find snake. . . .
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July 03, 2007 01:39 PM EDT --
An Army private was ecstatic to be one of very low-enlisted servicemembers authorized to live in on-post family housing as part of a new Army test program. He wanted to follow all housing regulations . . .
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September 28, 2007 08:44 AM EDT --
Two airmen were driving across country on leave. They come to a Marine Corps base and decide to visit. They approach the gate and the Marine Guard walks up to the driver's window, and taps on it with . . .
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February 23, 2007 02:15 PM EST --
Fox News - Israeli Defense Minister Inspects War Moves Through Capped Binoculars
Friday , February 23, 2007
Israel's beleaguered minister of defense was blinded by criticism over photos taken of him . . .
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February 25, 2007 09:44 AM EST --
Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club. Let's you . . .
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