Tag: marines
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February 18, 2007 01:38 PM EST --
This weekend, Marine Lance Cpl. Robert Pennington, 22, who said he never fired a shot in the kidnapping and murder of an Iraqi man was sentenced to 8 years in military prison, reduced in rank, and given . . .
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March 30, 2007 11:48 PM EDT --
A battalion of marines was on a beach doing a PT workout when the CO of the battalion looked up and saw a lone army ranger standing at attention at the top of a hill.
The CO was curious so he sent a marine . . .
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February 01, 2007 04:02 PM EST --
Some more Marine bumper stickers for your enjoyment.
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February 28, 2007 10:56 PM EST --
Kyle Griffin, 19, shipped out with his Marine unit for Iraq on Sunday, about a week after he was jilted by the woman he wanted to marry.
He arranged to put up a billboard with his girl friend's name . . .
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February 13, 2007 07:52 AM EST --
Infantry:
Snake smells them, leaves area.
Airborne:
Lands on and kills the snake.
Armor:
Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes.
Aviation:
Has GPS coordinates to snake.
Can't find snake. . . .
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March 09, 2007 06:21 PM EST --
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant Marines. They come to the bar and order five bottles of beer and ten glasses. They . . .
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March 16, 2007 10:32 AM EDT --
A little boy was standing in front of a mirror in the restroom at John F. Kennedy Airport, when in walked a Marine staff sergeant, dressed in his dress blues. The little boy turned to the Marine and said, . . .
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May 24, 2007 07:06 PM EDT --
A squad of Marines were driving up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious.
Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine . . .
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June 29, 2007 04:30 PM EDT --
A young Marine officer was in a serious car accident, but the only visible permanent injury was to both of his ears, which were amputated.
Since he wasn't physically impaired he remained in the Marine . . .
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July 16, 2007 07:18 AM EDT --
Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first Marine said "those are deer tracks."
The second Marine said "No, those are elk tracks." . . .
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February 01, 2007 03:19 PM EST --
A collection of marine bumper stickers
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July 13, 2007 09:32 AM EDT --
Subject: MARINE ENTRANCE EXAM
Time Limit: 3 Weeks
Name: _____________________________
Signature: _____________________________
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient . . .
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September 17, 2007 10:36 AM EDT --
Military Brats ... is a term for a person whose parent or parents have served full-time in the armed forces during the person's childhood. In conventional usage, the word "brat" used alone . . .
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April 27, 2007 06:59 PM EDT --
In an effort to ensure proper training and readiness among the military services, Congress has approved the following changes to basic principles of recruit training:
Haircuts
Marines: Heads will be . . .
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June 27, 2007 12:52 PM EDT --
An Army guy is sitting at a bar wearing a shirt that says "Marines suck".
Sure enough, two marines walk up.
One of the Marines says, "WHAT DOES THAT SHIRT SAY!?!?!?!"
So the . . .
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July 08, 2007 10:22 AM EDT --
Those that have been in the military can attest to the inconsistency that medals and awards are given out to soldiers. A soldier that never left his desk in Florida might receive the Meritorious . . .
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July 23, 2007 03:10 PM EDT --
A group of Sergeants and a group of Officers take a train to a conference. Each Officer holds a ticket. But the entire group of Sergeants has bought only one ticket for a single passenger. The Officers . . .
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August 24, 2007 12:56 PM EDT --
During an Army Reserve unit's annual training, the battalion commander was upset that evening chow was late. He called the mess hall, and the mass sergeant explained that because their vehicle broke . . .
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May 24, 2007 06:59 PM EDT --
A man went to a doctor and asked about a brain transplant.
The Dr. said he could have a lawyers brain for $500, a doctors brain for $1000 or a Marines brain for $50,000.
The man asked why a Marine brain . . .
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March 06, 2007 09:58 AM EST --
This Vietnam veteran goes down to the local recruiting station after 9/11, and tells the recruiter "I want in, I wanna fight." But the recruiter says "Sorry man your too old."
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